without supposing, appearing, or seeming

Last night I slipped outside from the bar to smoke even though I am totally not a smoker but sometimes it's nice to go outside and make the fresh air less fresh--I go outside and this chick, lady, woman, person in a black dress with an extra wide neckline saunters over says I see you at my gym.

I did a 13-11-10 push-up set on Monday. On the ugly carpet. What is the deal with those big squares of tightly knit beige and mauve and purple. My nose hovering right above them, touching even.

Yesterday I did no set whatsoever but I did put on my gym clothes, which is much different than actually going. Slipped on the Nike pants, squeezed into the jog bra, laced up the New Balance.

I put them on, the gym clothes, and then I took them off and lied naked in the sun instead and sweat a bit as I read The Abstinence Teacher (hot Christian sex!). That was yesterday. Two days before yesterday I read Last Night at the Lobster. Which I enjoyed but frankly don't really get what all the get was about. Eff Red Lobster and their fake Marlin wall plaques. There are so many places I'm glad I've never been.

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