giving good blog

April 2008

what's your favorite color?

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 7:37 P GMT-08

Colors applied today by the dumb nail what--stylist? polish applier? technician?-- were: "Sweet Heart" (ahhhh) for fingers and "Chick Flick Cherry" (mmm) for toes.I had to finally say to the chick, "I feel like I'm gettin

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i'm not that kind

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 7:28 A GMT-08

These days I like to drink a cup of coffee immediately after brushing my teeth in the morning like I use to love smoking a cigarette immediately after a run ten years ago.

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there is a DirecTv ad in here somewhere

Monday, 28 April 2008 5:00 P GMT-08

He (in between sets of lat pulls): Aren't you suppose to be doing school work right now?Me (doing side waist bends with a 25# weight): I'm doing some productive procrastrination.Is that something you learned in college?Sure. I figu

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right in front of me

Saturday, 26 April 2008 1:49 P GMT-08

In the context of my four-weeks away graduation date (lots and lots of exclamation points here)...playing hooky to go to San Francisco to watch a soft-porn Frenchie movie and then drink mucho vodka necessitates the cancellation of my Beverly Hil

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a lot of play and a little bit of work

Friday, 25 April 2008 5:31 P GMT-08

I played hooky and took advantage of free vip tkts for the opening night of the San Francisco International Film Fest. Oh Asia Argento, how deliciously you lap-up the blood pouring out of the chest of your wounded lover. Hmm...did lower bac

may cause irritation

Wednesday, 23 April 2008 4:25 P GMT-08

Do you want to come over and watch the Laker game with me on the big fancy television? It'll be fun, fun. Surround sound and high def and I don't have any beer, but there is bottle of rosé in the frig and I could make a

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what prepping for and taking a calculus test does to one's beauty regime

Tuesday, 22 April 2008 7:53 P GMT-08

My root-job timing is way off. Saturday afternoon I see Richard at Umberto in B.H., about three weeks overdue. Dishwater-ish at the moment. My sparkley personality totally overshadows the bad roots, I'm sure.The thing is, I have a very

doing better

Tuesday, 22 April 2008 7:08 P GMT-08

This isn't an endorsement for anyone other than Will Norton: please vote for my talented friend's "Obama in 30 Seconds" ad. Watch the 26 second ad. When it is finished, enter your name and email info. So easy.(A

because I want to see people and I want to see life

Sunday, 20 April 2008 10:10 A GMT-08

Last Greg insisited that women on the Westside (west-side? West side? west side?) are no longer going crazy with the Botox and that filler stuff. Except for the lips. He conceeded that the lips were still looking too plump.

derivatives

Friday, 18 April 2008 6:54 P GMT-08

Twenty-two is the number of push-ups today, nine is the number of class sessions left, three is the number of hours it took to write two paragraphs for my thirty-five page paper, four is the number Aleve I'm suppose to take in a day (excessive?)

Tony is trying to break my heart

Wednesday, 16 April 2008 4:46 P GMT-08

Is there a gift registry for this, my true Object of Desire?

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waistline

Wednesday, 16 April 2008 9:11 A GMT-08

Maybe just a little bit competitive. My last count of (slow and steady, perfect form, all-in-one-set) push ups is twenty-three. That was Sunday afternoon, before I acted like a crazy person at the bbq. (I think I did some pilates in front o

I'm chanting Soul Coughing: loves love

Tuesday, 15 April 2008 9:03 P GMT-08

Before class today I spent forty-five long, long minutes with my math tutor, the young Mr. Love. We got through eight or nine calculus problems with the help of his patient prods and pokes. What torture it must be. Lot's of pencil

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sparkling literary allusions

Monday, 14 April 2008 4:17 P GMT-08

I spent most of my day on this couch instead of on this laptop. It is not as though I accomplished nothing all day, however. The crossword has been completed. I also read the wrong short story for the person who has a lot of things to accomplish

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crawling, creeping, dallying, dawdling, dilatory, dillydallying, dragging, laggard, lagging, languid, leisurely, poking, poky (or pokey)

Saturday, 12 April 2008 12:09 P GMT-08

My school project has a posse, er, blog.

if you look close it's boobies

Saturday, 12 April 2008 12:07 P GMT-08

And suddenly it's summer. I saw a woman riding a bicycle in a bikini which is totally fine and makes sense if your near the ocean or in the suburbs are something, but I wasn't.Did I just look at the calendar correctly and it says April t

at first sight

Tuesday, 8 April 2008 9:35 P GMT-08

Today I met with the miracle man--the wonder man-- the man who is going to (what, what)...ensure that I graduate. His last name is Love. Could that be more perfect, introducing my new calculus tutor, Mr. Love. And I do love him. Already, ev

same picture i always take

Tuesday, 8 April 2008 8:01 P GMT-08

I did a poor job of taking the picture I always take when walking around Chelsea in the reflection of that window next to Comme des Garçon. I was rushed. I had a train to Rhode Island to catch. Voila:Better versions include me with short-ish h

kneedy needy me

Monday, 7 April 2008 8:37 P GMT-08

Oh my god, don't worry, that's not my uterus. It's my knee. M.R.I.s dont' scan well. That white part, so not suppose to be there.

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possibilities everywhere

Saturday, 5 April 2008 9:22 A GMT-08

Okay, I've figured out what I want to do this summer. And since there is a loft sitting gig in Chelsea the first two weeks of June and this is going on in July, the summer is all about two months in New York. Oh sure. Can I bring m

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oh, all the time

Friday, 4 April 2008 7:20 P GMT-08

My interest is wanning.I'm having pleasant memories of last Friday night wherein I had dinner solo at the bar of Gramercy Tavern, post LA ART in New York show at the Altman Building.

Eric is now a fire captain with four kids

Thursday, 3 April 2008 6:19 P GMT-08

My high school is looking for me (the one I graduated from, that is). They've put me on the Missing! list. Whoa. Twenty years, are you sure? No, no, no. Really, I wish I could attend the big party (cash bar is so ugh), but I'll be g

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